Do you...
- develop indie games?
- get tired of playing (insert title) (insert version) games?
- enjoy tinkering with consoles?
- wish you could actually punch your friend while playing a multiplayer game?
- like playing flash games but wish they were more complex?
- have a need to be a hipster?
- feel jaded about the upcoming next-get consoles?
- hate everything that is bad and love everything that is good?
- want to play your Android games with a controller?
- currently have a pulse?
If any of these are true you need to stop reading now and purchase an Ouya.
Seriously... now.
What are you waiting for? It's $99 well spent.